Introducing the Chrodge Sebrus

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/21/2015 at 14:28 • Filed to: shoops

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CammedCTSV > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/21/2015 at 14:31

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Are any of these still on the road?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CammedCTSV 06/21/2015 at 14:35

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Considering that this is a car that never existed in the first place, the answer is no.

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/21/2015 at 14:43

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That is basically a Chrysler Cirrus.

duurtlang > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/21/2015 at 14:43

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Meet a Euro market Chrysler Stratus. This one, a 1996, runs and drives just fine and just passed our (relatively stringent) inspection. It’s sold by a professional old banger dealer. Price? €799, negotiable . I doubt he’ll get many people on his lot for this car. Of the 11 Chrysler Stratus sedans I found on that car, 9 were below €1k.

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/21/2015 at 14:56

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Sebrings ARE Dodge Stratuses in Europe.

If I were ever so unfortunate as to own one, I’d do a badge swap for sure.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rainbow 06/21/2015 at 15:04

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What’s pictured is a complete front end swap from the convertible, which is different from the Cirrus/stratus front end.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > duurtlang 06/21/2015 at 15:09

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156k miles, manual, and looks to be in great condition (The only indication that it is older is the steering wheel - the rest looks like US ones did after a couple years on the road.). $900 (but negotiable?!). I can’t believe an actual dealer is playing in this space; even the sketchiest dealers and BHPH lots in the US won’t touch anything under like $2-3k. In the US this price range is seen by the side of the road or on CL, exclusively.

Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/21/2015 at 15:09

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I know. I’m just saying, the Dodge Stratus convertibles of Europe look better than Sebrings, even though they’re exactly the same.

duurtlang > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 06/21/2015 at 15:36

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You’ve got these guys specialized in these (as in: cheap) cars. He probably bought it for €400 or so. I bet it was a trade in at a nicer place. Wash it, put it in your lot, sell it for a few hundred more. High volume, low investment costs, and he can make a profit. He’s offering 333 cars on that site.

That €599 1985 Starlet would make appropriate container filling when I supply 505T with some Frenchness.

duurtlang > Rainbow 06/21/2015 at 16:08

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They aren’t Doge Stratuses in Europe though. They are Chrysler Stratuses.

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The Choad Cerberus?